Review: Toby Hay – The Gathering

We are standing on top of a dam. On one side, looking down a long valley, millions of gallons of water are plunging over the dam wall. It is a breathtaking sight on such a glorious bright March afternoon. On the other side lays a vast expanse of water that is still as a millpond, the hillsides reflected clear and sharp in the hidden depths. … Continue reading Review: Toby Hay – The Gathering

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30 days, 30 bands – #10 Captives on the Carousel

What is it with Folk being intrinsic to the British evergreens, moors, and peaks? Is it the water quality? Is it the splendour of nature? Or is it the mysticism it emanates from the humid moss, the fungi eating away the rocks or the overcast skies? Bad folk can drive you insane. Bland folk is a litmus test of terrible coffee shops. Good folk, though, … Continue reading 30 days, 30 bands – #10 Captives on the Carousel

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The one that took a queue from Molly Anna’s Ghosts EP.

  See how the lights shine on their faces. A lamp betwixt, the barbarians revelling. “Give me the gun” I said, taking it from his old, stubborn hands. She was unaware. The danger spiralled as the noise intensified. She, her bandanna crowning her petite figure. A thousand armed monster almost obliterated her frailty, it was a horrorshow of which I was a part of. I was … Continue reading The one that took a queue from Molly Anna’s Ghosts EP.

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I can’t believe it’s not another EP round – up! Pjaro, Feature/Slowcoaches

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Hullo, you pilfering pilchards o’ Pimlico, this is our always late EP round up, where we trawl through the titanic troves of tinnitus-inducing music and bring you the best of what’s around. Or at least what WE think it’s the best of what’s around.

Remember: don’t adjust your opinion. We are just a shithole of a website (TM)

DID YOU  KNOW: Matthew McConaughey enjoyed writing EP reviews even before he got paid to review. FACT.

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Oh, well, sigh, sorry for the delays, we were closing this website but the paperwork would’ve been a killer. In our usual droll manner, we will compare each EP to something unrelated, so the theme this time ’round is Mr. McCoughanaghahspcheck?ghey characters. Also: I dragged Sam out of retirement. JOY. Continue reading “I can’t believe it’s not another EP round – up! Pjaro, Feature/Slowcoaches”