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Hi, people who still mourn Oberyn‘s dashingly good looks getting perma-ruined last week. My name is Orestes P. Xistos and I’ve upgraded my position in this Shithole of a Website (TM) called Sloucher. Once I reviewed singles & EPs, I now write about a show that is basically 50 Shades of Grey for bros/lads/patanes. Hey, the editors at this place allow me the occasional Monty Python reference…

Sloucher’s Summer Release Guide

So, the summer season is nigh and since there’s a barrage of releases (and re-releases) coming our way, we thought about making this lil’ guide with some suggestions. Every beginning of the month, we’ll post all the cool stuff to look forward. We are only counting stuff released between June and August and before you…

Review: Dead English Gentlemen – We Don’t Tell Lies…We Just Keep Secrets

The Hope Explosion is now a long gone memory that lives in the ipod of a few chosen ones that saw them live. Fret not, one third of that band now lives in another band, probably just as fierce. Their name? Dead English Gentlemen. The EP? We don’t tell lies… we just keep secrets. The…

Review: Hundred Waters – The Moon Rang like a Bell

Review: Game of Thrones – The Mountain and The Viper

Hi, people who were offended I reviewed a shitty Dr. Who episode last week, this one’s for you. Hi y’all, my name is Orestes P. Xistos and I’ve upgraded my position in this Shithole of a Website (TM) called Sloucher, from reviewing singles & EPs, I now write about a show that is basically 50…