Well, Tramlines 2013 is done and dusted and I’ve reviewed it amply for La Pop Life (a top site from México) and Goldflakepaint (a top site from Bristol). For my own Shithole of a Website (TM), Sloucher, I’ll do a bit of photo caption and then go into an assessment of the bad, the good and the _____. Continue reading “Tramlines 2013 – The good, the bad and the _____”
Heeeeeeeeeeey, it’s been a long time since we’ve done one of these. DID YOU MISS THEM?
Dafuq you mean “no”? We write these for you!
Oh well, may a greased-up Jeremy Clarkson in a thong haunt your dreams.
WELCOME to our lovely EP round up, I’m your very entertaining (and slightly wacky) host, Orestes P. Xistos, climbing the pecking order in this shithole of a website (TM) one brown nose at a time.
In our usual analogy form, we will be comparing each of these EPs to something cool and entertaining. For this week’s edition, I’m comparing each EP to a character of that great show, Black Books. Will it work? WILL I FAIL AGAIN? I dunno, I brought two reviewers with me because I’m high on strawberry Kool Aid, so if this fails, blame them.
Oh, reviews, right…
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It’s April so you know there’s a couple of important events coming up:
- Taxes (uh oh, fill those forms a-ok!)
- Semana Santa (fin de cuaresma, yeah!)
- Easter (no Doctor Who special, though, boo)
Greetings, readers who took the jam out of my doughnut. You’re going to hell! Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human collaborators review ’em. Mahalo.
This week’s singles come courtesy of the sexy voice of K-Billy Super Sounds of the 70s. Now, put down that razor blade, let the cop walk away and boogey down to Morrison’s and buy me more doughnuts. Or else all your music will turn into 5 hours of Chris Martin yodelling.
Ah, singles, right: