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Marcus Foster – The Last House

I was first aware of Marcus Foster from a random audio find on YouTube of Robert Pattinson singing a song called ‘I Was Broken’ at an open mic night that had been recorded and hastily put online. Shoddy quality it may have been but, what a song. Some months later I caught the video to…
Review: Ben Caplan and the Casual Smokers – In the time of the great remembering

Got a shock with this one. I thought The Boss had made a mistake and sent me his bootleg remix of Fiddler on the Roof.
Coffee with Orestes: Skyfall is shit

Welcome to another troll column. Enjoy.
Gig : Dead Sons @ The Bowery

Whatever the weather was outside The Bowery on that Saturday, the insides of the joint were nearer the hot and humid locals of downtown Tampico than the chilly and humid haunts of Sheffield.
Poem : The Lost Hive

Dear child of the 7th I suffered your desire My Sweet Lord, have mercy Deliver me from this little tantrum *****
Blog – I’m an Instagrouch, and I don’t care who knows it

A tall, dark pine forest blocks out light from the bright sun, allowing odd glimmers through the branches. A flowing river crashes wildly among scattered rocks, splashing white foam across the glimmering, water-shined banks. A coffee cup trembles gently alone on an uneven table in a dimly lit café.
EP Round Up : Speedy Ortiz, Harouki Zombi, Smithereens, Repo Men, Gregory & The Hawk

Ahoy, mateys! It’s another EP round up column. In honour of us being massive geeks with no social life AND the upcoming adaptation of The Hobbit, we’ll classify each EP after an army from Middle Earth. Let’s go, precious!
Review & Short Story : Ummagma – Antigravity

I really don’t like the smell of Drakkar Noir, or any perfume at all, but Mom insisted I wore some for this party that the nuns organised at school. “It will do you good to go out of the house and see your friends”, Mom said.
Coffee with Orestes: Frankenweenie, Argo, The Master, Skyfall, Looper, Madagascar 3D.

We gave our jack of all trades, Orestes Xistos, a couple of tenners and a list of films to review. This piece of shit is what we got. A free CD and a pint if you can point out all the references to other films.
Ninetails – Slept and did not sleep