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Lost notes – 2
Previously, on Lost Notes… Lost Notes – 2. When I was 13, I had an accident. I was in a big school. 3 floors, 12 big classrooms in each high rise floor. We had three playgrounds. One was a grassy soccer field, one was a gravel and tarmac triangle-shaped area with basketball courts and volleyball…
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Maps, Maths and Marmite
Maps & Atlases – Perch Patchwork Listen to this album on spotify while reading the review. The skinny : Hit and miss. The review proper : Arguably, more hit than miss. An acquired taste of an album, probably.
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Restless Times – A review
Restless Times : Art in Britain 1914 – 1945 They say that misery drives art. I don’t know who “they” are nor can I muster up to say where I got that quote. For all I know, it’s something I just made up. There’s no worse misery in this world than the misery we inflict…
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The Janitor
The Janitor One day I shall have my revenge, and I feel that today, Tuesday, shall be that day. Today is the day that bastard eats the most. I know his schedule thanks to the consistency of his droppings, the colours stuck to the porcelain and the reckless use of toilet paper. My name is…
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El Limpiabaños
El Limpiabaños Algún día tendré mi venganza, y presiento que será hoy, martes. Este es el día que el desgraciado come más. He llegado a conocer su agenda por la consistencia de sus heces, por los colores que se pegan en la porcelana, por las cantidades inconscientes de papel de baño que utiliza.
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Rollerpalooza (or the pros and cons of gravity, wheels and alcohol)
It was a dark and stormy night. But then again, it is the start of the autumn season, so a slant towards “nippy” is expected. I met Pips and Rucks at Cream in Broomhill and after lying our ways into 1970 (portrayed by the Bingo Hall of Queens’ Social Club), we went into Rollerpalooza II.…
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Angela
20 years. We still remember you. Your memory will never fade.
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Unfortunate letters about incidents – 5
Welcome to our new weekly column with Russ “chords of gold” Palmer. This week, he writes with grave concern to Mr. Kipling Cakes…

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