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Singles: Fresh Snow, Tomorrow We Sail, Ali Koehler, Cave Birds, Late Night Fiction, Rarechild, Azitiz

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Greetings, readers getting banned from a certain Sheffield dive bar after calling the owner a “bellend” (he/she deserved it, though, I REGRET NOTHING). Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human slaves review ‘em. Mahalo. 

This week’s singles come courtesy of Venom and Carnage, those two idiot symbiotes from Spiderman,  and their recent foray into Benetton ads. What’s the deal with ‘em, yo?

Ah, singles, right:

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Singles : The Savage Nomads, King porter stomp, Birdeatsbaby, Mazzy Star

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Greetings, readers drinking Rice Juice (fairtrade, natch!) and biting on that Slutty Rutty Butty you blagged from the Rutland Arms while the boss tries his Billy Bellend Tour 2012 t-shirt.

Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human collaborators review ‘em. Mahalo. 

This week’s singles come courtesy of B.S Johnson’s books and the letter Ch. Because when I was a kid, the nuns said it was a letter. So it is.

Ah, singles, right:

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Preview: 322 Festival at The Bowery

The Uneven Blonde crew invite you to not one but two nights of rock and roll, good times and debauchery (not necessarily in that order) with their mini-festival, 322, this 18 and 19 of November at The Bowery. (more…)


Singles: Dennis Hopper Choppers, Psychic Twin, Silicon Ballet, Stalagmites, Wet Nuns

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Greetings, readers drinking Abuelita chocolate (not Fairtrade) while reading Doctor Who and the Cybermen while the boss is buying a helicopter. Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human collaborators review ‘em. Mahalo. 

This week’s singles come courtesy both of Adi Carter‘s mad remix skills and Rutland Arms, easily the best pub in Sheffield. Yup. Deal with it. And no, they didn’t pay us. Yet. Skint mofos…

Ah, singles, right:

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Singles: Pistola Kicks, LickSpittle, The Lucid Dream, Ethan Ash, The Narrows, Stalking Horse

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Greetings, readers drinking decaffeinated fair trade perry (wah wah remix) and nibbling spoons while the boss is singing the latest Coldplay dirge. Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human collaborators review ‘em. Problem?

This week’s singles come courtesy of Electro and his goofball villain persona. Not the gritty Electro that appeared on the Sin-Eater arc of Spidey. That depressed me when I was a kid.

Ah, singles, right:

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Singles: Hiatus & Shura, Hollows, Buffalo Bones, Master and the Mule, Ellen and the Escapades, Future Shape of Sound

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Greetings, readers drinking HP Sauce (locally sourced and with adduct amines) and nicking egg noodles from Lukin’s while the boss is sniffing acetonitrile (which is better than a mojito – fact). Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human writers review ‘em. Mahalo. 

“Who are these bands?” You might ask from your all-knowing chair (ergonomic-ah from ikea). Well, the names are attached. Give them a try. You might actually like them instead of buying another edition of Arcade Fire‘s The Suburbs (the Where’s Wally Edition).

This week’s singles come courtesy of Jimmy Saville and his gold chains. Man can do no wrong in my book. At least he ain’t Roman “Detritus” Polanski. Fuck that asshole.

Ah, singles, right:

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Wake up to Dead Sons

It has been a hectic year for the people of Dead Sons. A couple of free songs (‘Berlin’, ‘Junk room’). a vinyl single (‘I am the Lord’) and several big name gigs, including performing opening duties for Arctic Monkeys at their homecoming gig at Don Valley Stadium.

How to cap it off? Well, releasing a brand new EP, Boom Booom,  under the careful and everlasting gaze of Ross Orton.

We interviewed them recently (link) and here’s a video from of their newest song, ‘Shotgun woman’.

Dead sons WebsiteMyspaceSoundcloudFacebook.


Singles: Miniature Dinosaur, Deerhoof (w/Jeff Tweedy), Twilight Sad, The Miserable Rich, Esben & the Witch

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Greetings, readers drinking styling moose earwax (decaffeinated, natch!) and nicking ginger cookies biscuits from the recently divorced red-haired bird at the office (buy her a pint) while the boss is buying the 600 quid remaster of Achtung Baby (aka the second best U2 album, after Zooropa. Deal with it). Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column. Granted, some of them aren’t singles, but I liked them and made my stupid human collaborators review ‘em. Mahalo. 

This week’s singles come courtesy of Galactus and his recent addiction to vanilla Twinkies. Now, if he could only drop the planet kebab, we would all be happier and safer (but not fitter).

Ah, singles, right:

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Invitation – Acoustic Loveliness at The Rutland Arms

The lovely pub called The Rutland Arms is becoming the base for the new acoustic night, Acoustic Loveliness. 

It all kickstarts this Saturday 17th at 8:30 on the function room of the pub, with Afterdusk, Last To Be Picked and Sheddboatshed.

This event will carry on every month, every third Saturday. You can RSVP right here.


Webcomic: Notas Letales

Hace un tiempito, vimos que dos amigos medio flojos se encuentran con una rana bien armada. Eso paso aquí. Luego, nos desviamos a lo vil (o a lo Dickens) para ver otros personajes, unos chistosos, unos medio manchegos. Eso fue acá. Ahora estamos en acuyá y por ende/consiguiente/eh? es el turno del tercer episodio de nuestro Webcomic. ¡Comeeenzaaamos! (more…)


Singles: Gaoler’s Daughter, Afghan Raiders, Pisco Sour Hour, Matt Kim Andrew WK Soulja Boy, The Payroll Union

Greetings, readers drinking discount Kombucha mushroom tea (SUGAR!) and sneaking a looksie at Nardwuar (he rules) while the boss is listening to Adele (aka the music equivalent of Bridget Jones). Welcome to another edition of our “off again, off again, hey it’s on again!” single reviews column.

This week’s singles come courtesy of KISS getting snubbed from the final line-up for the Michael Jackson tribute. Now, that’s weird. It’s already a cash grab, why snub the masters of the sell-out?

Ah, singles, right:

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Tramlines 2011

Tramlines 2011. 

Every year, the city of Sheffield goes into full party mode and hosts the Tramlines festival, a veritable smogarsbord of musical talents, packed venues and heat stroke incidents (some of them rather unfortunate).

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A pink shade of pop

Screaming Maldini – Secret Sounds


That probably was the worst pun-passing-as-a-post-title this excuse for a website has tried to use. Sorry for that.

Anyhoos, music, yeah. Screaming Maldini, a band wearing all pink (allegedly) and making quite a racket both on record and live (cheapo plug) have just released (a couple of months ago) their European début, Secret sounds, a short EP (only four songs) full of mostly happy, sugary sweet pop that becomes as loud as grunge, but also as wistful as the dreamiest of dream pop.

Between the off-kilter lyrics (gotta respect the Kookaburra mentions, those birds rule!) and the instrumentation bordering into math rock territory (yeah, I called it), the frantic pace of these 4 tracks is a breathe of fresh air on a gloomy August night where the news are about fires in your third favourite city in England.

But let’s leave the horrid state of the world aside and let’s talk about this lovely band. ‘Secret sounds’ (a song that was included on last year’s Screaming Maldini and the Kookaburra) is a perfect choice for an opener. Like previously mentioned, it’s happy and sunshiney, but for a few moments you wonder if it’s a true state of euphoria or just your daily dose of Librium/Soma kicking your endorphins.

Ah, ‘The Silver Mountain’. I swear I’ve heard this one live (memories of Peace in the Park) and a wry smile comes to the memory of that day. Again, happy thoughts, a wall of sound approach (via voices) and loads of cool little sounds added to the mix (flutes, siren whistles, etc). The “pa-ra-pa-pa-ra-pah!” refrain makes me think of a thousand 70s pop songs mashed together and signalled to the future (via AM and spacio-temporal distortions).

But those two happy songs are only the line and sinker. The real hook here is the marvellous ‘Restless hearts and silent pioneers’, easily the real gem of this solid release. The pace is still brisk, but the amalgamation of voices and musical ideas is very organic. The ending is fantastic and will not spoil it for you.

Said ending segues into ‘The first raindrop’, which is Maldini back to their upbeat, syncopated

Questions abound after the 4 tracks of this EP: Who is Maldini and why is he/she/it screaming? What became of The Situationists? Is it acceptable to daydream driving through Baja California/Big Sur when you listen to ‘The first raindrop’? Why do they wear Mexican Pink clothes? Is this edition better than Screaming Maldini and the Kookaburra, their EP from last year? All possible inane questions padding up this review. Just giving into this EP of cool ditties. Worth your time. Catch them live too, they are always a hoot (and sometimes a holler).

Words: Sam (who else? Fucking spamming this place as of late)

Links Bandcamp. Twitter. Facebook. Myspace. Last.fm.


Wake up to… Legend of the Seven Black Tentacles

Fuckshitdammit, I love this band. With a very experimental approach to music, an ever growing and changing roster of talent and with a vivacious live set, Legend of Seven Black Tentacles are a collective (more like a Gestalt, really) from Sheffield that love to squish genres together and create something that hasn’t been defined yet.

Mixing classical music, rap and some acid jazz, they released their EP Let’s begin now a few month ago (cheap-o plug – review) and were ruddy cool at Peace in the Park (cheapo plugo parte dos)  and now are back into a cocoon, ready to evolve again.

Hope you enjoyed that one, there’s loads more at their Bandcamp. They’d better not stay out of the circuit for long or I will be unfaithful to them and go and cheat with Renegade Brass Band (who also rock live).

Links:Bandcamp. Myspace. Facebook. Last.fm. Twitter.


Firesuite – Gallery

A couple of time units ago, we got invited to take some photos of Firesuite on their natural state. Sadly, those photos got nicked by a garden gnome with a disposition to listen to Verdi and a well sharpened kebab knife.

Luckily, we caught them again with a couple of snares we set up. After chatting, escaping from a Revivalist music show (this part isn’t a fib) and a lot of ales (which they provided), we rocked the photoshoot again. Some rock climbing, a lot of music and excessive level messing followed.

The good people of Firesuite also have their newest album, You’re an ocean deep, my brother out on iTunes and Spotify today, too. Yes, this post is more of a plug than a photo gallery, but we did enjoy the album (review) and some of these photos are actually good. Some.

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Links

Bandcamp. Twitter. Facebook. Last.fm. Myspace. Soundcloud.


Gallery : Dan Williamson and Cats:For:Peru @ Soyo

Soyo Live hosted 4 diverse but thoroughly entertaining bands this past Monday 11th of July.

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Hey Sholay – Single launch gig

The new (ish) S1 Artspace hosted on July 1st , 2011 (a day of infamy for kebab joints) the single launch gig for Hey Sholay ( a single we reviewed).

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El Condor Pasa (and lays some dub)

Nedry – Condors

Stream – ‘Squid cat battle’

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Wake up to… Billy Liar

Stream – ‘It starts here’

Billy Liar is an acoustic punk musician from Scotland that has been relentlessly working for the past years (four on the last count) to get his unplugged punk out there to the masses.

He’s recently toured Europe and is ready to continue gigging this year. Not only will he be playing at the Strummerville Campfire sessions (August 13/14), but also at Wickerman (July 22/23) and will release a single in Autumn before embarking on another European tour with fellow acoustic punk (and Strummerville cohort) Louise Distras.

So, you’ve heard one of his songs and if you want to find out more, check out his website. Booyah.


Wake up to… Steel Trees

Steel Trees are a band from The North, full of energy, a grunge distortion firmly stomped upon and the intensity of a trio of friends wanting to get out of a garage by any means necessary (excluding blue and orange portals, eff that noise).

They also have been doing some good opening duties to legends like Dinosaur Jr. (yeah), Dinosaur Pile-Up (ca-ca-cat attack!) and Turbowolf. They should find another dinosaur-related band to open up for and then you could have a dinosaur trilogy of power rock. But then again, I’m Catholic, so I’m a stickler for trinities.

Anyways, here’s the video for ‘Sick’.

Booyah, here’s some grungy rock for you to wake up, and if this doesn’t wake you up, dunno, I’ll find something else. In the meantime, check their bandcamp for the rest of the tracks of their EP, Gunk and catch them live at The Washington during Tramlines (Friday).

GushingWords: Sam.

Links

Website. Facebook. Bandcamp. Twitter. Soundcloud.


Cats:for:Peru for breakfast

So, it’s Friday and the issue of the day is which seat in the car will you occupy. Well, your mind also filters out all those #FF on Twitter and ponders about how to dodge those questions by supervisors/bosses/micromanagers/armed kebab sellers.

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Preview – Cloud 9 festival

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Cheap as chips for seagulls

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Singles review – Week of June 6

Lumiere – Almadoble

Brand new singles by this Mexican band, finding them on that deadly, uncharted ground of pop with strange existential lyrics about doppelgangers and the identity of the man on the other side of the mirror of your soul. It’s a tad short to really grow full wings and soar into something more, but it’s a good appetiser for their upcoming album. Chorus is as catchy as that flu that’s going around, but instead of making it feel like a smashed up egg, it makes you bob your head. Drink Pilsner lager with this one. – Quinto

Knesset – Steady

There’s some magic in Arizona, and it’s depicted too through dreamy and talented riffs that build shoegaze style.

This is KNESSET, who present their album ‘Coming of Age’ with their nostalgic, yet powerful single ‘Steady Hands’. What can we expect?: drums full of stamina and shades that will be better magnified through delicate guitar riffs mixed with some organs in the “dream” mode. Not enough? Just, listen to distorted guitars (the corner of your dream) and the voice; it all mixes and shapes a hidden place among the chaos of this world.

Just close your eyes and give yourself in to this KNESSET mood. -Tonan

Goldsoul – Blood red / Waiting a lifetime

New single by this band from Barnsley, rocking out some sludgy rock pop tunes that should sit better with a weather that isn’t as fidgety as the one we are suffering. Global warming my arse. ‘Blood red’ is on full overdrive and with that thumping Brit rock. Cool solo. B-side ‘Waiting a lifetime’ feels rockier (if that makes sense, I’ll give ya a quarter) a bass heavier, definitely the stronger of the two. Double shot. -Quinto

Baddies – Tiger Face

I’m still not sure if I even like Southend’s Baddies – they’re strangely commercial yet weirdly frantic/punky indie rock. I have to say I prefer other songs of theirs to this new single (from their forthcoming second LP). I don’t like the fluffy lyrics on this (halfway through the track suddenly everyone is ‘on an aeroplane’) which add to the sense of schizophrenic confusion throughout – frankly, it’s a bit bewildering for an old broad like me. One thing I do like is the sense of experimentation and the math-rock tinged bass and drumming on ‘Tiger Face’ which gives it that little kick of interest. As I said, I’m not sure if this was the right choice for a single but hey, worse things happen at sea (unless you’re living in Life of Pi, that is). – Misky.

Links

Goldsould @ Myspace

Lumiere @ Facebook

Knesset @ Bandcamp

Baddies @ Pledgemusic (free streaming)